Wavy Hair and Coleman Ranahan

I live Tweeted Ang Lee’s HULK today. Here they are. Collected for your enjoyment.

HULK TWEETS

For some reason I’m watching Ang Lee’s HULK for the 2nd time since I saw it in theaters. Carla Buono is in this…

This dialog is awful. #hulk

They’re trying too hard to make this a “comic” book movie. #hulk

Trying waaaaaaaay too hard. #hulk I wonder what Lee would have done differently post Batman Begins.

Glad we decided to make Banner’s father the crazy dog guy. He looks like Gallagher. #hulk

“I think the circuit’s kind of fried, you should probably come take a look at this.” Gee I wonder what’s coming next. #Hulk

I can’t wait for the part where Nick Nolte gets his mug shot taken. #Hulk

“Don’t let anything stand in your way!” -Nolte yells to his mutant dogs to go get Betty Ross. I yell the same thing to my toes. #Hulk

I mean that is some awful dialog, and an awful concept. Yes!! Let’s send the mutant poodle after Betty! What is this ABC Family? #Hulk

King Kong reference! Now, cue the planes! #Hulk

Hulk just put Betty in the car like you put a fork in the kitchen drawers. #Hulk

The pitbull just got fisted, in the mouth, by the Hulk. Uhhhh…. #Hulk

Butt naked Banner approaches the car! Sure Betty let him the open the door, like a gentleman! #hulk

If you travel into an army base with a motto above the entrance that reads “Victory” with a guy who gets angry and smashes shit, expect hell

Ross just growled, but it’s Sam Elliot so that’s ok. #Hulk

When Sam Elliot growls, his mustache gets a little bushier. By cracky. #hulk

Now competing in the triple jump! The Hulk! #hulk

Hulk just bit the warhead off a missile like it was a corn dog. Why go corndoggin Hulk when you got fraaaaaaaaan. #hulk #walkingtheroom

Wait, they expected a bunch of rocks to kill the Hulk? They were shooting him at will before…what logic are they following? #hulk

Hey look, the Hulk went into the atmosphere and froze up….way to go on originality there Iron Man. #hulk

Despite most things being bad, Jennifer Connelly, always worth it. #hulk

Hey look, Jennifer Connelly’s appearance just made a green raging Hulk turn back to human form, insert hack penis joke. #Hulk

Did they get this set design from Charlie Rose? They just need a table and they’re good to go. #Hulk

Nick Nolte is actually great until they give him some god awful dialogue to use, then it becomes his mug shot party. #hulk

There’s a lot of biting things off in this movie. #hulk

WOAH WOAH WOAH, was that Doug from Scrubs??? The one from the morgue? #hulk

They abuse edit transitions in this movie like gamma radiation. Good golly. Give it a rest. #Hulk

The main lesson of Ang Lee’s Hulk is to not let Nick Nolte bite power wires. #Hulk

I’ve said this before, but if I wasn’t math stupid, and I had a mind of science, I’d be a great Bruce Banner, I have the shoulders for it.

Folks around the world,

I just want to take the time to thank everyone who tried to donate to Out of Lessons. Unfortunately the film fell short of its funding goal on Kickstarter, which is a shame. But rather than be heartbroken about a project that had a huge budget and ambition (not that there is anything wrong with that) to begin with, I’d rather focus on the future.

(I just thought this picture was funny)

Out of Lessons will not be forgotten but rather placed in a different direction, meaning instead of trying to do another campaign to get things going, the script will be sent out to screenwriting competitions instead.

I think Out of Lessons has a much better chance in screenwriting competitions. I still love the story very much and if something great happens and it wins a few contests, then perhaps it will get made after all.

Now that that is set in motion, I’m also on the verge of developing a new project. Something much more simple and something much less expensive, about five times less. I saw the amount of donations we generated on Kickstarter (which as of this moment was $740), and thought I could easily do a project on that same amount of money and began brainstorming ideas.

The point is, this year something is getting made. Something will be made, and Out of Lessons will go to competitions. I know that much.

So thank you everyone who retweeted the Kickstarter campaign and put up with my constant spamming of that on Twitter and Facebook. Thanks to anyone who expressed interest in wanting to work on the film.

And biggest thanks go to Justin, my producer, who helped make this thing a reality. This project would have been nothing without him.

And thank you for your generous donations. I hope that the money you saved could be considered for my next project and that the amount of enthusiasm anyone showed for Out of Lessons will be applied to the new project as well.

Thanks everyone,

Coleman