Wavy Hair and Coleman Ranahan

My body: Fuck you.

Me: What did I do?

My body: It’s warm in the house.

Me: And?

My body: I’m only allowed to sleep when it’s less than 73 degrees.

Me: There’s a fan over ….

My body (interrupts): NO!!!! SHUT UP!!!!

Me: there…..are you sure you don’t want a glass of wa….

My body: ALL HAIL THE AIR CONDITIONING!!!